I'm going to drown you in some Pickle Juice

Many people believe that pickles are disgusting because they are immersed in vinegar and looks like a dried cucumber. I am here to convince those people that they are wrong and have no taste in food and are suffering from high sodium levels. The most unappealing characteristic about pickles is that they are drowned in vinegar; however, vinegar is used in potato chips; thus, it must not be a disgusting food. Look at how the fast food industry has expanded so quickly; it is because they are putting pickles in their sandwiches. If fast food restaurants put pickles in their burgers, everyone should put pickles in their diet. Removal of the pickle will shatter the world economy because if pickles were not placed in burgers, no one would walk into a fast food restaurant. This would lead to the collapse to the business with the highest employment rate; therefore, millions of people would lose their jobs and the world would suffer another Great Depression. Eating pickles will get the world out of a pickle!